While in my home
Roy (looks at a picture): Hey is that Shanghai?Me: ...no, that's San Diego...
Roy: Oh I guess i just expect everything to be asian here.
Racist!
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1 month ago
Will Smith created everything <33
The Cat Daddy:
The Shuffle:
The Single Ladies Dance:
The Stanky Leg:
The Cyclone:
The Dougie:
omg.
By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.
(Source: jadeham13)
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3 months ago
Late night events
Me: Did you hear the car accident outside?Coral: No... was it close should we check it out?
Me: I don't know, I think it was on down on Veteran..
Coral: Oh wait, I hear sirens.
Me: That was my laptop...
Coral: Oh. *Laughs* Are you watching car chases?
Me: ... No... that was the fan...
Conclusion: I need a new laptop and the crash wasn't that bad (Coral went to observe)!
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3 months ago
FB=BF?
Jeff Jair: Prom is for friends with benefits right?Me: WHAT? NO.
Jeff: is it not?
Me: NO.
Jeff: Oh nevermind, I actually don't know what it means. Let me look up "friends with benefits."
Jeff: It means best friends right?
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5 months ago
You can congratulate me now
Coral: congratulations joannaCoral: you won the PAC-12
Coral: !!!
Stanford/Oregon ain't got nothing on me.
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5 months ago
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